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I'm a mouse, DUH! [04 Jun 2011|05:41pm]

watching Mean Girls with ToDa Luna
and i just had to post these

two of my most favorite things in the world:
Mean Girls AND Harry Potter.

credits to whoever made these. got them from tumblr. :)

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Kamay sa ilong [03 Jun 2011|06:08pm]

I guess it's not that he doesn't want to show it,
he just really can't.

Poor Tom. No wonder he's cranky.

made by ihavenoideaijustfounditontumblr
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Dynamite! [27 May 2011|12:04am]
[ mood | bouncy ]


made by slashychick666 

LSS for the day. :)
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Disney's Desperate Housewives. ^_~ [02 Jan 2011|09:46pm]
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Basic Life Saving [27 Oct 2010|12:33am]
Basic Life Saving: Rescue Breathing

breathe. 1, 1002, 1003, 1001. 
blow. 1, 1002, 1003, 1002. 
blow. 1, 1002, 1003, 1003.
suck. 1, 1002, 1003, 1004.
lick. 1, 1002, 1003, 1005.

did i say rescue breathing?
i meant how to steal someone's breath away.. :))

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Be careful with your heart [26 Sep 2010|07:49am]
[ mood | loved ]

"We know you’re smart;
and though love is an art,
please be careful with your heart."

i wrote this as a parting line in my friend's write-up.
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quarter-life meltdown [11 Jul 2010|08:22pm]

 so, guess who had a mental breakdown today?
i did! i did!

weight is a sensitive topic to me. i don't like it when people feel the need to remind me of what i see in the mirror everyday. yes, i know i am overweight. no, i am not doing much about it apart from not eating everything in sight. yes, i know i will not get many suitors because of my physical appearance. but that is not all life is made of (which is what every fat girl says). i have other priorities in life, such as enjoying it while i still can so that i do not reach the point that you have, where you moan about all the things you did not do when you were young because you worked so hard to keep up with the 'standards'. [you=old people who put too much value on looks]

i do not find much that is wrong with myself despite being overweight. i have great friends. i have good grades. i can do sports. i can dance. i can sing. i can travel. i can teach. i am already loving my future job. i can match my clothes. i can fix your plumbing. i can paint your house. i can change your flat tire. i can de-bug your computer. i can rewire your appliances. i can lift more than a hundred pounds with little difficulty. i can beat your ass at sudoku. i can predict your future. 

what more can you ask for? oh, right. a nice, slender, girly, flirty lady. well, guess what? look elsewhere! you're not getting it here. all i know is that when your looks start to fail you, i will be laughing because i have everything i need to survive, and more and you will be dying.

so why did i have a breakdown? well one of my grannies decided to greet me with a "you're fat. don't eat. ever." instead of the usual "you're fat. reduce your eating." i mean, come on. we were at a party. at my house. and i was touching a slice of banana. what is that going to do to me apart from harden my crap?! it took me an hour, isolation, full volume kesha tracks, and a song about sunshine to calm myself down. oh, and a few tears. i did not know where that came from. or maybe i do. it's just so frustrating that every time they meet me (which is like 2-5 times a year), all they can say is i'm fat and everyone else gets a compliment. how is that fair?

most people would say that they comment because they want to help and that it's all out of love. well being older, wiser and more experienced about life does not give you the right to be rude. there is something called constructive criticism. also known as tact and subtlety. and another thing called "letting it go."

sometimes i feel like running away and hiding under a rock. and during this exciting journey, i would run and run and run until i'm stick thin and bulimic. until i start to puke at the sight of food. until everyone is falling at my stiletto-clad feet. until i learn how to keep my mouth shut. until all my spirit is gone. and all that's left is a beautiful robot everyone will hopefully love.

you can't fix something that's not broken.
stop trying to fix me. i am not broken.
but if you try harder, i just might be.
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POrN and Zi. <3 [27 Jun 2010|09:09pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

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glass slippers shmippers. scoot for the boot. [24 Apr 2010|11:03pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

timberland chukkas

glass slippers may get you your prince charming,
but running in those is just alarming.

find a good pair of shoes that you can run away in,
it might be the thing you need for your journey to begin

because this ain't DisneyWorld,
this is the real world.
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the early worm gets the books [21 Apr 2010|08:38pm]
[ mood | nerdy ]

i like books. :)
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Big Foot [12 Apr 2010|11:35pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]


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Easter Egg Hunt: Doxie style [08 Apr 2010|11:02pm]
[ mood | funny ]

i got assigned to hide the eggs for this year's egg hunt
here are a few of my favorite hiding spots:


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what's a trip without something to lug around? [03 Apr 2010|11:30pm]
[ mood | excited ]

i want a suitcase.
somebody give me one.
pretty please?

throw in a ticket to London too
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2010 wishlist [16 Jan 2010|10:20pm]
[ mood | content ]

here's my 2010 wishlist. it's pretty much the same, except i've decided to delete some stuff i no longer wish for and then added some new ones i currently fancy. the items are written at random. no priority of want whatsoever. the newest cravings can be found at the end of each category.

yes, i am a fickle child. the key is to prolong the wait until it comes to a point that i no longer want it. as much.

works like a charm! (but not with books. unfortunately.)

 click here for dox & mela's infinite wishlist version 2009

doxie's revised wishlist v.2010Collapse )


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lego time! [17 Sep 2009|07:58pm]
[ mood | wet and wild! ]

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friendstats! [25 Aug 2009|01:25am]
[ mood | friendly ]

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My Music's Take On Me [24 Aug 2009|12:13pm]
[ mood | gay ]

i was tagged by Bj and Frida. had fun so i'm reposting it
original post: facebook, 12 June 2009

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. (Of course, using someone as prolific as Aerosmith, or with as many albums as Metallica seems too easy, let's find something obscure and fun!) Pass it on to 15 people. Try not to repeat a song title. It's harder than you think.

Pick Your Artist: take a wild guess! ... okay, okay. it's A1!

Are you male or female:
- Caught In the Middle (things are so different now you're gone.. heh :D)

Describe yourself:
- Too Bad Baby

Be the First to Believe :)Collapse )
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the cure [21 Aug 2009|01:55am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

Shamrock SLumber by pickeldpixie@deviantart

i've found the cure to insomnia
-- sleep
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the metro is sexy [15 Aug 2009|11:56pm]

- metrosexual -

railroad walker by bittersweetspells@deviantart

one meter short of gay
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P.S. i still love you [07 Aug 2009|11:33pm]
[ mood | cynical ]

isn't this the sweetest, saddest
and most pathetic thing ever?
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